Miss USA’s Interview Last Night Basically Ended Terrorism

Rejoice! At last night's Miss Universe pageant, Miss USA ended terrorism with one elegantly simple solution.

It’s all so simple. The answer was right in front of us all along. How could we not have thought of it?

With one simple message during last night’s interview portion of the Miss Universe pageant, Miss USA (Nia Sanchez) sent a message to the terrorists that surely caused them to lay down their weapons and change their violent ways forever. “I know as Miss USA I can always spread a message of hope and love and peace,” she said, “and I would do my very best to spread that message to them and everyone else in the world.”

It’s simple math, really: Hope + Love + Peace = No More Terrorism. Somebody needs to get on the phone with ISIS and let them know ASAP.

[via US Magazine]

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