It’s hard to know if this Shaun character is clever, lazy, or both, but in either case this has to be one of the greatest excuses for poor sexual performance the world has ever seen.
After injuring his back first at work and then again in bed, Shaun devised a scheme to help him avoid ever having to do any work in the bedroom again. He went to the doctor, complained about his back, and somehow got the doctor to write him the above note, which reads:
He WILL BE UNFIT TO CONTINUE his USUAL OCCUPATION or SEXUAL services. Shaun can only take part in sexual activity flat on his back with minimal effort on his part.
Questions: did he also bring this note to work? Like, if he got hurt on the job, he presumably has some sort of worker’s compensation claim to file. This note needs to be included, right? Will insurance adjusters investigate the veracity of Shaun’s claim by snooping on his bedroom activities to make sure he stays on his back?
These are the things we need to know.
[via UPROXX]
