While dignifying outlandish rumors that Scott Disick has decided to take up with de facto half-sister-in-law Kendall Jenner is wholly unnecessary, it’s good to know that the Kardashian family at least has a sense of humor about all of it. Khloe Kardashian took to Twitter yesterday to express her mock outrage at the rumors, but not for the reason you’d think:
I'm really pissed about this whole @KendallJenner and @ScottDisick thing!! Scott, I thought it was you and I that was having the affair! 👿
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 29, 2015
Scott is such a THOT! These hoes really ain't loyal!! Huh?!?! Damn Gina!!! Damn!!!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 29, 2015When Scott told Khloe everything was OK, things got even more heated:
excuse me?! RT @ScottDisick: Don't worry @khloekardashian you will always be my number 1
— Kendall Jenner (@KendallJenner) January 29, 2015
He wants an LA face w/an Oakland booty! "@KendallJenner: excuse me?! RT @ScottDisick: Don't worry Khlo, you will always be my number 1”
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 29, 2015And so goes another chapter of “this week in manufactured Kardashian rumors.” Maybe one day, one of these ridiculous stories will actually turn out to be true.
OK, probably not.
[via Huffington Post]
