Theory: Angelina Jolie Gave Herself Adult Chicken Pox to Infect Sony Exec

Angelina Jolie has adult chicken pox. Did she get them so she could purposely give them to Amy Pascal?

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Before you call me crazy, just listen. I'm going to produce a handful of dates and then you can draw your own conclusions. Let's begin:

December 9, 2014: Emails leak in which Sony Pictures co-chairman Amy Pascal and producer Scott Rudin disparage Angelina Jolie. Rudin is quoted saying Jolie has a "rampaging spoiled ego" and calling her a "minimally talented spoiled brat." In a second email, Rudin says, "She's a camp event and a celebrity and that's all and the last thing anybody needs is to make a giant bomb with her that any fool could see coming."

December 11, 2014: Pascal and Rudin apologize for a separate email correspondence in which they made racist comments about President Barack Obama. There is no mention of Jolie in their statements.

December 11, 2014: Jolie and Pascal have a run-in at The Hollywood Reporter Women in Entertainment Power 100 Breakfast. This is what it looked like:

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December 12, 2014: Angelina Jolie announces she has adult chicken pox (and looks eerily devious about it):

Not to prematurely connect the dots (EVEN THOUGH THIS IS AN OPEN-SHUT CASE), but Amy Pascal might wanna go to the doctor. And Scott Rudin better be looking over his shoulder at every turn.

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