The easiest Social Assassin doctrine to get behind, and currently the most relevant. If you're old enough to think dressing up is uncool, then guess what? You're not young enough for free candy. Kindly fall back from the doorstep, b. Then again, by withholding the sweets, you're just giving inherently mischievous teens an excuse to drape up and drip out your crib with a Charmin makeover (Larry also gets "BALD ASSHOLE" spray-painted across his front door). But such is the price for keeping it real.