Entertainment Weekly revealed the cover for its holiday movie issue today, which in turn revealed what Johnny Depp is going to look like as The Big Bad Wolf in the upcoming Into the Woods adaptation.
It is not a good look. It is a bad look. It looks bad. He looks like a pimp nicknamed "Cat Daddy." Or a dude who said "I'm taking the sexy cat Halloween costume back, for men."
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Or maybe a cat version of the Captain Morgan Spiced Rum mascot:
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Or (as USA Today pointed out) this guy:
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In other words, he doesn't look like a wolf. Although, in Stephen Sondheim's Broadway musical version of Into the Woods, from which this movie is adapted, there's strong suggestion that the wolf is a sexual predator who is creeping on young Red Riding Hood. If that's the look they were going for, mission accomplished.
Anyway, while we're here, here's Anna Kendrick as Cinderella.
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Into the Woods comes out Dec. 25.
[Via Entertainment Weekly]
