Should you let that male crush go? Why fear white men in make up? Who does Childish Gambino appeal to, really? What does a child do when Ashanti comes on? All of that, plus post-racial musings from the Cosby kid adjacent are tackled in the latest roundup. No new Blacks. Not now or ever.

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.