20 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

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Where is Van Hunt? Somewhere in a Black hole singing with Athena Cage, Gina Thompson and Jon B?

A suggestion to the #NewBlacks on what to write in and/or check on the next census.

From this day forward, I'll be writing in "Louisiana Fish Fry batter colored Black."

I don't know if Bruce Jenner is going through the "transformation" as rumored. If he is, get down girl, go 'head, get down. But, but, but: Whatever this androgynous look Bruce is trying to give, it needs tweaking. He's been walking around here looking like Daryl Hannah in deep depression. That's a shame 'cause with all of the money and access he has, Bruce can at least give us peak-bae Bea Arthur.

I tried this with Sallie Mae and they basically said, "Well, that's great for you, but your credit report will still go by all of the info first listed on your birth certificate." Haters gonna hate, but I just love-love-love. P.S. Yes, Raven-Symoné deserved multiple shady captions.

Or: Whoopi Goldberg, if she went vegan.

Or: Wiz Khalifa on the A train on the weekend right before it starts going local.

Super short, but not technically a dwarf. In a weird gray area living folks need love, too, though.

I'm glad someone finally spoke out on the wasteful habits of the angry birds who migrate seasonally to VH1's Monday night programming bloc. In this economy, no one should be wasting alcohol, particularly if it's premium. Jesus did not go through all that trouble remixing water into wine for them to throw bottles and booze-filled red cups at each other.

"Baby, you're a winner. Didn't even take ya twelve rounds to do it, you got the title now."

I really don't want to pile on Ashanti. After all, the 2010s have been enough on her music career. But, but, but, but: Why do she and Ja Rule look like the Parade brand version of Beyoncé and Jay Z? And did they not think the folks stateside would find it? They were in Nigeria, by the way. Maybe someone sent them as payback for those email scams. No shade.

Serious inquiry.

Burn to your pops.

You can't see me, but I'm flipping my computer desk over.

I totally get it now.

Well, this is certainly one way to look at #MCM (and subsequently #WCW).

With probably cornbread crumbs as garnish.

Disclaimer: Invading people's privacy is so, very, very wrong, y'all. Very wrong. Okay. Go back to laughing.

Note: Forever 21's Twitter account tweeted recently: "Outfits on fleek." Someone please do a story on the Black people clearly running these corporate accounts.

Word*. *Unless he's law enforcement, then all bets are off.

Kids be knowing.