Ranking the Sadness in the New Trailer for “Men, Women & Children”

Find out who wins the contest for saddest person in the new trailer for Jason Reitman's "Men, Women & Children."

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The newest trailer for Men, Women & Children just dropped, and if you thought the first one was a downer, you’re in for a big surprise with this next version. Averaging fewer than one smile per minute, this latest effort from Jason Reitman may actually outdo all his other depressing movies combined.

There is not one happy person in this entire trailer, and the ensemble cast seems to be hell-bent on one upping each other for most pathetic, bleak existence.

So who wins? Here’s a totally scientific ranking of the saddest people in this Men, Women & Children trailer, from least to most sad:

9. School Psychologist

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8. Olivia Crocicchia

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7. Kaitlyn Dever

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6. Dean Norris

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5. Judy Greer

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4. Adam Sandler

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3. Rosemarie Dewitt

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2. Jennifer Garner

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1. Ansel Elgort

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