Now that Ryan Gosling is officially tied down, vis-a-vis Eva Mendes' pregnancy, the anti-Gosling machine has started pumping.
A woman told Star magazine today that after sex, the dude is like Jason Segel in the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Here's how that reputable mag put it:
Ryan Gosling brought movie fans to tears in The Notebook. But on one date, it was Ryan who turned on the waterworks.
"He was the best lover I've ever had," recalls a curvy blonde, who shared a night of passion with Ryan after meeting him at a nightclub. But once the lovemaking was over, things took a turn.
"I thought I heard him sniffling," she says. "Then I realized he had tears gushing down his face. I asked if he was all right, and he said he gets emotional sometimes."
A couple things. Who doesn't tear up when they bag a curvy blonde? And who does this aforementioned curvaceous, fair-haired lass think she is, sullying the intimate moment she shared with the Gos by blabbing to Star.
The funny thing is, this (likely fake) story probably only makes girls want to bang Ryan Gosling more.