"Desus vs. Mero" is turning 30 today, and to honor the milestone our hosts are going to deliver mature, responsible commentary on the week's hot topics.

Yeah, right.

The slander is thicker than ever on Ep. 30, as DvM address the MTV VMAs and the new Ariana Grande-Big Sean romance, Joe Budden's NYPD problems, Talib Kweli getting heated with Don Lemon, the reading skills of Floyd Mayweather and 50 Cent, splitsville for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey, and nude follies on VH1's show Dating Naked.

As a little Labor Day treat, we will be releasing the uncut podcast (iTunes and Stitcher) a little earlier than the usual Tuesday drop. Check your subscription feeds over the weekend. And while you're doing nothing over the holiday, catch up on all of the previous #desusvsmero episodes on the "Desus vs. Mero" show homepage. Stay woke!