“Old wet knees, carrots, and peas, that’s what they used to call me in San Antonio.”

It will all make sense when you’re watching, as Silicon Valley and Transformers: Age of Extinction’s T.J. Miller unleashed a performance for the ages this morning on The Morning Blend, a local show in Omaha. Ostensibly on to promote his upcoming standup performance downtown, Miller instead turned the show into a six-plus minute piece of performance art.

He ruminates on replacing the “spit take” with a “dribble take,” offers to take the hosts out to Lesbian nightclubs in LA, and talks about the time he offended Mark Wahlberg with a question about the Funky Bunch. It’s truly the best kind of chaos. Enjoy.