Jeremy Meeks is very good looking, but he's in jail, and he's married, and he has tattoos on his face. Most women don't like these things. In fact, most women consider these things deal-breakers. Here are a couple of things women do like: Men who have jobs. Men who don't get caught breaking the law. Men who ride motorcycles. Men who are handy. Men who live in places other than bankrupt towns like Stockton. Enter the Hot Cop of Castro. Not only is he not in jail, he fights crime. Here's the story.
A thirsty resident in San Francisco's Castro district saw officer Chris Kohrs getting ready to ride off into the sunset on his trusty hog. He decided to snap a photo and post it on the Internet because what else is life for? Since then, Officer Kohrs has become the worthy foil to Jeremy Meeks. He has his own Facebook page with over 20,000 fans. He is also single, and he is not gay despite working in a neighborhood with an overwhelming number of sexy gay men.
Bonus: No one needs to start a Kickstarter campaign to spring this guy from jail. There are also no rumors of him signing a fake modeling contract for an embarrassingly low sum of money. This guy doesn't need a modeling contract. He's got illegal glory holes to find!
According to CBS San Francisco, before Mr. Kohrs became the Hot Cop of Castro, he apparently worked for some fancy bio-tech firm, but then decided he wanted to serve justice instead of debate the ethics of human stem cell research or something. In other words, he's got brains. But did I also mention that he doesn't have tattoos on his face? Then there's this hot photo of him looking like he's fixing a light or something—it's not clear what he's fixing, but that doesn't matter!
The point is, women need to have higher standards than jail bait. While I do have a weakness for men in uniform—preferably one that's not called "inmate orange"—the real selling point here is the fact that we know Mr. Hot Cop won't be grabbing his ankles in jail anytime soon.
[via CBS San Francisco]
