This is the most accurate (and hilarious) assessment of straight people - especially straight Black people - and their obsession with relationship chatter on social media that I have ever read. Unfortunately, by the end of this sentence, there is bound to be another debate about the following: the price of a first date; whether or not a man's balls should fall off if he tries to use a Groupon on a date; which hoes are or are not loyal; the price of an engagement ring.
Straight People Be Like...
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