In the latest round up of Twitter's Negro League, a call to arms to save Stacey Dash from herself, a viral clap back at Robin Thicke, questions about reports of Jeremy Meeks getting his Tyra Banks on, and a look at the BET Awards, which ought to be a national holiday. Oh and we investigate whether or not some man died at the ass cheeks of some woman sleeping on three mattresses. 

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.