It's not often I'm envious of an overweight, middle-aged man wearing a 10-gallon hat yelling at oiled-up dudes, but Jim Ross is a legend and I'm just a guy with a crippling mountain of student debt.
So what the fuck do I know? I know that video games are made one trillion times better by the inclusion of Jim Ross running color commentary on them. We've seen Jay Z and Solange and Street Fighter x WWE manage to merge the worlds of video games and real-world video game commentary, but it takes Ross's throaty enthusiasm to truly miss his presence in the WWE.
YouTuber TheBlueOwl has put this mash-up together and we should probably just go ahead and elect him president.