China is a bastion of industry, an economic powerhouse, and America's chief rival for global political dominance, so it would only stand to reason that they invent a device as genius as the Eros Protector a.k.a. the Thong Condom. Behold:
According to Rocket News 24, this revolutionary schematic was drawn-up by a group of students hoping to combine the G-string, condom, and fertility herbs into a single all-in-one, err, package.
According to the report, the students received $300,000 U.S. in funding and production is imminent:
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So, yeah, this thing is likely some sort of (super hilarious) joke. Still, whoever drew that sketch clearly has a bright future in design ahead of them. And in case you wanted to know what the different parts refer to in English, Beijing Cream has the translation:
1. G-String part
2. Condom part
3. Vertical streaks
4. Anti-skidding microcapsules
5. Sacs
6. Elastics
[via Elite Daily, Rocket News 24, and Beijing Cream]
