When words escape you, memes are they way to go.
When Twitter user Kane Zipperman had his recent girlfriend start texting him again after he found out that she cheated on him with "just one guy," he needed to show her he wasn't coming back. So, instead of having a long conversation, Zipperman dipped into the Internet's vast pool of memes and used those instead.
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The whole convo between me and my ex. pic.twitter.com/ZtGP1KGgoi— Bobby Light (@KaneZipperman) May 29, 2014
And that's how it's done, kids.