A man in South Carolina allegedly assaulted his girlfriend over the weekend, all because she didn't say "Happy Father's Day" to him.
The Smoking Gun reports that 26-year-old Crystal Blocker told police that Robert Lee Campbell, also 26, pushed her, forcing her to "[fall] backwards into [a] bathtub" at Myrtle Beach, S.C.'s Lancer Motel.
She then claimed that Campbell "began dragging her" towards their room's main door and started "punching her in the thighs." Prior to this, Campbell allegedly punched a hole in the bathroom door, and proceeded to cause other damage to the room.
The root of his anger? According to Blocker, it's because she didn't wish him a "Happy Father's Day." The Smoking Gun notes that, while Blocker and Lee do not have a child together at the moment, Blocker is currently pregnant with Campbell's child.
Though Campbell admitted to arguing with Blocker, he insists that he never struck her or damaged the room. The Smoking Gun adds that a judge ultimately decided not to charge Campbell because of the ridiculous, "he-said, she-said" element of the entire incident.
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