Felon Bae, light skinned people stealing your kids' honey buns, fake rage over Aaliyah's Lifetime movie, and what song is the Taye Diggs of 90s R&B round up the latest LOLs from the Blacks of Twitter this week. 

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.