Isn’t Father’s Day just another one of those made-up holidays fueled by consumerism and market trends? Probably. But it’s also a perfectly suitable time to remind your dad of some important facts:

That 1. You actually turned out to be a thoughtful human being that contributes to society and plans ahead accordingly for national holidays. 

2. You did eventually get a haircut AND a real job.

And yes, of course, that 3. You love the guy.

Naturally, this doesn’t just apply to the dude who raised you. Any human that has gifted you with fatherly advice and guidance deserves some recognition. And any dad, father figure, step uncle, or spiritual advisor would be proud (and stoked) to get one of these kickass presents.