You should spice up your sex life, but it shouldn't involve Pop Rocks entering a vagina

A recent episode of  TLC's Sex Sent Me to the ER depicts a Newport Beach, Calif. couple who decided to conduct an experiment involving oral sex and the candy, because every woman needs her nether regions to literally experience small fireworks. 

Unfortunately (or predictably, rather), the woman began experiencing itching and burning where you don't want to experience itching and burning. 

The doctor, David Meyers, was puzzled when they told him that she needed the rocks removed from her vagina immediately. Additional explanation revealed the true nature of the embarrassing situation, and it's a longshot this couple ever tries anything like this again.

Who knows why they thought it was a good idea in the first place...

[via New York Daily News]

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