Siamese cats in Disney productions are basically the Mickey Rooney of Breakfast at Tiffany's—beyond offensive. Disney loves to portray Siamese cats with buck teeth, slanted eyes, and an evil nature, all while speaking butchered "Engrish." What kid doesn't remember watching Lady and the Tramp and thinking, "Wow, this is very distasteful," even when they were four.

In Aristocats, the Siamese cat plays the drums and piano with chop sticks and slams the drum symbol on his head to make it look like he's wearing a conical hat. His lyrics are literally, "Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young / Fortune cookie always wrong." In Chip n' Dale's Rescue Rangers, the Siamese Twin Gang own a laundromat and run an illegal gambling operation.