Whether you like or not, Twitter is here to stay. Itâs like a stepdad that your family loves but is also really good at making fun of you when you say something dumb. You want to hate him, but you canât upset the herd so youâre left with only one option: playing it cool. And if you donât play it cool, the gigabyte guardians will sniff out your fear faster than you can say, âHelp me, Favstar!â
If that last paragraph already has you shaking in your HootSuite, relax. Everything is going to be just fine. The Internet forgets just as fast as it rewards, and if you heed my time-tested, web-based wisdom, youâll be reaping the benefits of a Klout score that will make even the likes of Rob Delaney nervous.
Disclaimer: If do you heed my time-tested, web-based wisdom, and you reap absolutely no benefits whatsoever, you should probably quit Twitter forever. JK. (Kind of.)