Date: March 2009
Station: KOLR Missouri / Arkansas

Parents want to be involved in every aspect of their kids' lives, but unfortunately, they spend the lion's share of their time away from the nest. What is a concerned mother to do? Luckily, Brick House Security offers an array of "Family Tracking" products for the overzealous parent hiding within every sane parent. Brick House's products can retrieve every text your teen has ever sent, even the one's they deleted ... you heard that right, even the ones they deleted. Of course, you won't be able to retrieve their hopes for a normal childhood, but if you're purchasing Brick House's products, that hope was lost long ago. Child psychologist Glena Weiss suggests "you could ruin your relationship with your child" with this approach. To which we say, "no shit."