Date: April 2014
Station: CBS 2 Chicago

According to anchor Kate Sullivan, this is breaking news: "A small group of students have been taking inappropriate photos with their camera phones and sharing the naughty photos with each other." The people of Chicago clearly have no more pressing news to worry about. Thank god they sent a note home to parents to notify them, as dinner conversation just wasn't awkward enough before. Much respect to the teacher interviewed who does his best to say absolutely nothing, and clearly thinks this whole thing is bullshit.