Let's just get this out of the way. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

A Japanese teenager decided the perfect way to brush his pearly whites was with an airsoft gun. You know why you never see Master Chief or Samus Aran or ANYONE EVER do this? Because it's a horrible idea. PSA: Don't brush your teeth with a gun.

We imagine this kid lost a bet. There's no other reason anyone would attempt this, right? Because surely you know that you DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. Or anywhere. Ever.

If you thought the airsoft pistol was bad, check out what happens when he brings out the heavy artillery.

Don't be this guy. Just get one of those battery operated vibrating toothbrushes.

This has been your Internet video PSA for the day.

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[via The Daily Dot]