These life-is-but-a-gamers are the types who somehow don't feel awkward saying a commercial needs another black guy and then telling the best actor at the audition that he's a little too black for the part. They may not know much about art or culture, but they do know that Pacific Rim cost $190 million to make and some people bought super-dope houses with that money. They'd like a super-dope house too, please. Call them leeches, but they make the city tick, and some of them actually end up influencing global culture in positive ways. (Others just renew Honey Boo Boo for a fourth season.) C'est la guerre!