Powers: Heightened olfactory sensitivity to sniff out emerging artists dabbling in electro-raggaetone-pop, and the ability to resist "the beat".
Gear: Pitbull net, industrial-strength earplugs, and music-industry connections.
Ubiquitous recording artist Pitbull is Miami's most destructive export since the Scarface era. We need a guardian to prevent the rise of any more pop reggatone moguls. This will be difficult, as a combination of materialism, machismo, and shitty music have created a perfect breeding ground for douche bag musicians in Miami. It is time to unleash the Miami Pitbull Catcher.