Powers: Locates good bars where it seems none exist, and can make any drink alcoholic by looking at it.

Gear: Flasks all over his body that police can't detect, Irish Coffee (in a Dunkin' Donuts cup), Patriots Hat (all those big game loses would lead anyone to drink), and liquid long johns.

Though Bostonians are legendary for their love of drinking, their ridiculously strict blue laws make things very difficult for those trying to get sauced. A limit on liquor licenses, restrictions on happy hours and open bars, and early closing times make Boston one of the most difficult cities for drinking. Beantown needs a champion of drunkenness. Maybe then, they'll stop being so pissed about their New York inferiority complex. That champion is The Boston Boozehunter.