Powers: Locating the last affordable housing in San Francisco, repels tech bros using outdated technology and by refusing to indulge their egos. Also, he's a late adopter and a Luddite.

Gear: Lasso of Civic Accountability, and a collection of Allen Ginsburg poetry.

What's worse than a bro? A tech bro. Tech bros have all the overwrought masculinity of run-of-the-mill bros with no social skills, a chip on their shoulder left over from their time as high school nerds, and a shitload of money. Who will save San Francisco from becoming a neo-Gatsby rich boy party city? No one. But, Tech-No is going to give it a shot.