Powers: Showers opposing team's fans with kindness (not urine or vomit). Persuades unruly fans to behave with human decency, and actually lives in Philly, rather than living in some lame Main Line suburb.
Gear: Batteries (for electronics, not for throwing), Donovan McNabb Jersey, and keys to the jail in Veteran's Stadium.
Philadelphia has its share of troubles. When a city is seeking out accolades, they aren't usually looking for "poorest Big City in America," "most dangerous," "worst schools," or "most segregated." It's going to take more than a superhero to fix these problems, but a superhero could help improve the image of the city's notorious sports fans.