Powers: Like the Human Torch, but makes you feel cozy instead of burning you. Has hibernation serum to put citizens to sleep from mid-October through April. 

Gear: Big-ass heater on his head, hibernation serum, rock salt, and a "Watch for Falling Ice" sign. 

Corrupt cops and crime rate be damned. Everyone who visits Chicago in the summertime instantly falls in love with the Windy City. Most New Yorkers, when drunk enough, readily admit they would love to live in Chicago if it "wasn't so fucking cold" and if their pizza wasn't "bullshit." Chicago can fund as many transit improvements and cultural initiatives it wants, but nothing would grow the city as effectively as ensuring the warmth of the citizens.