A man who either couldn't wait for privacy or simply wanted to cause a spectacle was arrested for watching porn on a New York City stoop using a portable DVD player.

The New York Daily News reports that 48-year-old Rudolph Campbell was seen watching Extreme Asses #18 with no regard for the children around in Harlem on March 31. What's more, it wasn't even his stoop.

According to Officer William Butler, the images displayed on the portable DVD player (who uses them other than the dudes selling bootleg DVDs in the barbershop?) were "[obstructing] vehicular and pedestrian traffic."

During his appearance in Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday, Campbell was asked by Judge Bruna DiBiase if he was watching porn to "cause public inconvenience, annoyance, alarm to the public." He answered yes, and what else could he really say?

The Daily News notes that Campbell has upwards of 30 arrests for incidents ranging from drug possession to trespassing, and served two stints in state prison. This recent case does nothing for his image.

[via New York Daily News]

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