A Florida woman decided to complicate her life by taking a dump in a courthouse elevator. Some things you just don't do.
According to TCPalm, 49-year-old Patricia Ann Jamison was arrested on March 11 for allegedly pooping in an elevator at St. Lucie County Courthouse in Fort Pierce, Fla. On March 7, security staff saw what looked like feces inside of an elevator. While reviewing surveillance footage, they found more incriminating evidence than they cared to see:
The investigator spotted a woman in black-and-white, zebra-stripe pants and a black shirt get on the elevator on the first floor, exiting on the second. She walked away before getting on the left elevator.
The deputy reported that before the doors closed the woman "appears to pull her pants down and back up toward the interior elevator buttons consistent with someone using the bathroom," records state.
Authorities got Jamison's name after watching her enter the public defender's office. She was charged with health safety nuisance injurious to health, but she's already guilty of being disgusting.