Former President Bill Clinton stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to talk some politics and have a few laughs. It'd only be right that Kimmel give him the greatest welcoming gift he can muster up, a Clinton edition of "Lie Witness News." 

There are sadly people who believe that Clinton can become the active commander-in-chief and that a part of his foreign policy is deciding what he should do with troops at Mordor.

There's also a guy out there in a Flash costume that thinks Bill Clinton is a sissy and should cut off that pony tail. What?

Watch the clip above.

[via ABC]