White Man March Aims to Fight "White Genocide" in NYC

...because "white supremacist" is really just an anti-white slur.

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As part of a last-ditch effort to preserve the sanctity of the race, the White Man March has been planned for New York City this weekend. 

The event, created by 30-year-old Amherst graduate Kyle Hunt, aims to fight the secret "anti-white agenda" that's apparently marginalizing the white male. Let Hunt tell it, diversity is the equivalent of "white genocide," which must come to an end: 

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As Gothamist notes, Hunt is at least reasonable enough to realize that organizing something like this will be difficult. That's why he's relying on the assistance of white supremacist allies for help with the New York City march. (This is apparently a "worldwide event.") Although you have to email them for information—like the location—Gothamist says there's a strong possibility it will be held outside the Plaza Hotel (59th Street and 5th Avenue).

Here's the preferred attire for all beleaguered Aryan "victims":

If you are a man, put on a pair of light khakis and a nice dress shirt. It should almost look like you are a groomsman at a wedding. Or maybe like an avenging Aryan angel. Women, you know how to look great in white.

Don't forget those sunglasses, because "seeming" confident is essential to this effort, as well as a required accessory to the fashionable white supremacist's uniform. But what if they're black sunglasses?

Whatever the turnout is for this "event," there are no real winners, but don't expect too much of anything. Considering Hunt's educational background—a double major in psychology and theater and dance—expect a lot of talking, and a figurative song and dance about the plight of the white male in America across the globe.

[via Gothamist]

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