The quickest way to get burned out by a job is by moonlighting as a novelist or a screen writer. You’ll think you have a shot of escaping your lifetime sentence to a cubicle and—eventually—you’ll resent everything about the workplace. Then, you’ll probably get drunk at an office happy hour and start some beef with your manager. Now that you’re unemployed and have no way of paying your cell phone bill, you’ll realize that this whole screenplay thing was a bad idea from the jump. It’s called "the circle of life."