10 Things We Learned About Picking Up Women From "The Bachelor" Season 18

As taught by love guru, Juan Pablo.

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The Bachelor is a show that trivializes the deepest of human emotions by facilitating a real-life harem for the purposes of American entertainment. In a lot of ways, it's a more reprehensible exhibition than anything happening on the Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour.

But this is no time for a think piece about ABC's primetime lineup as it relates to the country's staggering divorce rate, especially when you have a love guru like Juan Pablo playing point guard. Now, JP isn't the smartest, or best dressed, or nicest dude in the world, but he has dated 27 women in the last nine weeks and that has to count for something.

Today, Complex Pop Culture curates Juan Pablo's game into an easy-to-digest slideshow. Behold, 10 Things We Learned About Picking Up Women From "The Bachelor" Season 18.

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Girls love dudes who can dance. So, learn to dance.

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Women are blind to corniness when they’re competing against one another.

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Talking about your kid(s) will make women think you’re less of a butthole.

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Chicks find accents hot.

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Dates bank rolled by TV networks are 100x more magical than regular dates.

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Henleys over everything! Chicks love henleys, apparently.

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Breaking: Girls love guys who can bench press a Kia Optima.

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Hot tubs are where the action happens.

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Ladies love a smooth talker.

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But, eventually, they’ll figure out you’re a d-bag, even if you have your own TV show.

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