The Bachelor is a show that trivializes the deepest of human emotions by facilitating a real-life harem for the purposes of American entertainment. In a lot of ways, it's a more reprehensible exhibition than anything happening on the Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour.

But this is no time for a think piece about ABC's primetime lineup as it relates to the country's staggering divorce rate, especially when you have a love guru like Juan Pablo playing point guard. Now, JP isn't the smartest, or best dressed, or nicest dude in the world, but he has dated 27 women in the last nine weeks and that has to count for something.

Today, Complex Pop Culture curates Juan Pablo's game into an easy-to-digest slideshow. Behold, 10 Things We Learned About Picking Up Women From "The Bachelor" Season 18.

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