SXSW: The Strangest Things We Overhead While Waiting In Line for Movies

The struggle is real.

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Waiting in line is annoying. But imagine doing it for days straight, hours at a time. That's what you come to expect out of the SXSW Film Festival. Unless you're a guest of the filmmaker with your own special ticket, the only way to guarantee yourself a seat at the most anticipated movies is to arrive at the theater hours before the show. 

Naturally, that does something to a person's mental well-being. Here are the strangest things we've overheard waiting in screening lines.

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"I don't need to see it. I just feel like I need to kick her in the throat."

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"Who is Don Cheadle?! He's the Ladies Man from SNL!"

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"Fuck the Goo Goo dolls. The Gin Blossoms are awesome."

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"That's her? I can't not picture Sasha Grey in her natural Sasha Grey form, you know what I mean?"

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"If I'm gonna do it with my teacher, we're gonna have to do it for much, much longer."

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"This green is perfect for my belly issues. I've been dying to go."

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"Where's my real father?! He's in the whorehouse where I'm gonna send you!"

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"Bitch slow your fucking role. I gotta hide my pizza."

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"This is the perfect opportunity to do yoga. Ugh, this stretch is amazing."

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"That's why HPV is so popular, girls like her."

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"I was watching that show last night and someone recited that poem by Keats that you had to study. And I knew what it meant: It was for us."

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