Buying a first home has been part of the American dream for the past half century, but New York’s astronomical real-estate prices can make it seem more like a nightmare. With little availability, ridiculous costs, and odd rules specific to the city, even a tiny closet can seem out of reach. Still, the process of purchasing a house room of one’s own remains something that people should at least know how to do, even if signing a lease is years away (or in another city entirely). To get the low-down on this messed-up market, real estate broker Jay Heiselmann, who specializes in buying and selling in trendy Brooklyn neighborhoods like Bushwick, Greenpoint, and Williamsburg, was happy to hop on the phone for a chat. During our call, Heiselmann was good enough to explain the ins-and-outs of buying an apartment and give us some real talk about NYC real estate.
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According to Heiselmann, you’ll likely make several offers before one is accepted. After you get the green light, you’ll usually have to put down 10 percent of the price. Then, it's back to your loan officer to make sure the underwriter accepts your loan. (If you’ve been pre-approved, this is usually no big deal.) The escrow process typically lasts from thirty to ninety days. If you're buying a co-op, this when you apply to the board—a process that probably deserves a different piece entirely. When all is said and done, everyone will meet at your lawyer’s office to sign over the property. That’s when you get your keys and pop the champagne.