On television, super criminals like Walter White make breaking the law look easy. But this is real life, and in real life people who break the law tend to get caught—a lot. One of the reasons they get caught is because they commit crimes that are so outrageous that they end up on lists like this. The people featured on this week's roundup of the most ratchet crimes in America are definitely no Heisenberg. Regardless of who they are, it's easy to agree upon the fact that they are good examples of how truly twisted life can be, and the fact that ratchet crime won't be going anywhere anytime soon. This week includes a woman drunk in love, vengeful male strippers and a fast-food parking lot. Proceed with caution.

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