Breaker Breaker 1-9: This Week's Most Ratchet Crimes in America

Definitely not Heisenberg.

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On television, super criminals like Walter White make breaking the law look easy. But this is real life, and in real life people who break the law tend to get caught—a lot. One of the reasons they get caught is because they commit crimes that are so outrageous that they end up on lists like this. The people featured on this week's roundup of the most ratchet crimes in America are definitely no Heisenberg. Regardless of who they are, it's easy to agree upon the fact that they are good examples of how truly twisted life can be, and the fact that ratchet crime won't be going anywhere anytime soon. This week includes a woman drunk in love, vengeful male strippers and a fast-food parking lot. Proceed with caution.

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Male Strippers Beat Suspect in Robbery

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Nude Wendy's Customer Lands Man in Jail

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Students Force Dog on Keg Stand

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Wife Adds Anti-Freeze to Husband's Steroids

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Man Allegedly Attempts to Run Over Triple Amputee

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Man Racks Up Double DUI in Same McDonald's Parking Lot

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Burglar Gets Busted After Leaving I.D. at Crime Scene

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Texas Women Arrested for Giving Toddler Six Shots of Vodka

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Florida Man Faces Rapes Charges Against Puppy

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Wife Visits Husband in Jail Naked and Drunk

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