Does Lindsay Lohan have a strong magnetic pull to drama? To answer that, let us pose another question: Is the sky blue? Is the grass green?

In today's news, sources say that Lohan drunkenly penned a list of 36 sexual conquests at a Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, back before rehab and Oprah. In Touch has the "world exclusive" on the matter, along with the actual list (if you're doubting its authenticity, check this out: the handwriting matches previous documents with Lohan's handwriting on it):

Sources say that “[Lohan] was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside." That's smart. Anyway, the list has some unsurprising names: She dated Wilmer Valderrama for a while, and it's been rumored that she dated Jamie Dornan and James Franco. However, some are more unexpected: Like, American Horror Story star and Emma Roberts' fiancé Evan Peters? Say wha? 

In Touch reports that the list reveals "36 of her famous lovers," yet the image released on the publication's website blurs out half of the names—for legal reasons, since, apparently, all of the listed celebs aren't exactly single.

Here's a legible list of the names released:

  • Adam Levine
  • Zac Efron (spelt "Zack Effron"—ouch)
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Joaquin Phoenix
  • Colin Farrell 
  • James Franco
  • Jamie Burke
  • Jamie Dornan
  • Wilmer Valderrama 
  • PC Valmorbida
  • Lukas Haas
  • Evan Peters
  • Nico Tortorella
  • Max George
  • Heath Ledger
  • Ryan Rottman
  • Guy Berryman
  • Garrett Hedlund

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[via Oh No They Didn't!