SXSW is where New Yorkers go to forget that they hate Texas. It is also where the media elite—or those who wish to belong to the media elite—go to hook up. For the next ten days, promising young professionals in Austin will put as many tacos as possible on their company's expense account and try to find a casual hook up to jump start spring-fling season. Wanting to hook up at SXSW isn't a new phenomenon. If you invite thousands of people to get drunk in your sleepy town, you better expect illicit sex to happen—a lot of it. Here are ten of the best ways to get started.

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