How often have you sat down in front of a delicious-looking pizza thinking sadly to yourself, "Damn. I really wish I knew how to eat this thing?" Pizza may be one of America's favorite foods, but eating it can be a very confusing task: What do I do with my hands? Should a fork be involved? How do I hold a slice? Not only are these questions that we ask ourselves, but from de Blasio's "pizza-gate" to Domino's unfortunately Twitter situation, pizza etiquette has made its way from our dinner tables to grab the hearts and minds of the public. Even so, the correct way to consumer a pie has never been fully explored—until now. Here at City Guide eating pizza is a way of life, so our knowledgeable staff has created a video on proper slice consumption. To help Complex readers out, we've rounded up the ways NOT to eat pizza, so you can be completely confident in your pizza game. Trust us, you don't want to look like one of our goofballs editors...

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