Authorities in Florida have been on the hunt for a man accused of urinating on people near the University of Florida's campus in Gainesville. Whoever thought this sketch would be of assistance either needs to be fired, or has quite the sense of humor.
The suspect, who's sought in six instances of serial urination, was described as a "black man between the ages of 25 and 30, about 6 feet tall with a medium to chunky build," who wore "a dark hoodie sweatshirt and baggy jeans" during the last incident. Instead, the Gainesville Police Department released this unfortunate sketch resembling a muppet with Corey Matthews, Brillo Pad-style hair.
Police are asking anyone with information about the suspect's whereabouts to call them at 352-955-1818 or contact Crime Stoppers at 352-372-STOP. What they should be doing is recruiting a new sketch artist.