Redditor OB1FBM attended the Magic: The Gathering Grand Prix tournament in Richmond, Virginia this past weekend and documented more than gamers spit-shining their Orb of Dreams cards. Instead he focused on the eternal war fought between growing waistlines and tiny folding chairs. Behold; the war on crack.

OB1FBM posses poignantly in front of each subject, in the way a war corespondent tries to relay the tragedy of human suffering. This town needs a revolution, possibly suspender based.

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[via Heavy]