20 Classic "Simpsons" Quotes You Can Use In Everyday Situations

Take a look at our list of 20 classic "Simpsons" quotes you can use in everyday situations.

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For more than 20 seasons and 540 episodes, The Simpsons has littered the pop culture landscape with classic one-liners and bits of political and social satire for fans of all tastes. Over the years, these quotes have seeped into the mainstream lexicon, making it rare to go a week without someone in your home, class, or office firing off a Simpsons reference under any and all circumstances.

But if you want to impress a real fan, you’ll need to do more than spout out the occasional “D’oh” or “Don’t have a cow, man.” You’ll need to dig deep into the show’s history to find the perfect quote for your situation, no matter how obscure it may be. Don’t worry, we’re here to help with our list of 20 Classic Simpsons Quotes You Can Use In Everyday Situations.

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“There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!”

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“Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

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“Everything’s coming up Milhouse.”

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“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.”

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“You don’t win friends with salad.”

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"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."

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“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”

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“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”

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"They taste like burning.”

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“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.”

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“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.”

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“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”

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“I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”

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“Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.”

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“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.”

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“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”

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“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”

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“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.”

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“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”

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“Don’t make me run. I’m full of chocolate.”

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