For more than 20 seasons and 540 episodes, The Simpsons has littered the pop culture landscape with classic one-liners and bits of political and social satire for fans of all tastes. Over the years, these quotes have seeped into the mainstream lexicon, making it rare to go a week without someone in your home, class, or office firing off a Simpsons reference under any and all circumstances.

But if you want to impress a real fan, you’ll need to do more than spout out the occasional “D’oh” or “Don’t have a cow, man.” You’ll need to dig deep into the show’s history to find the perfect quote for your situation, no matter how obscure it may be. Don’t worry, we’re here to help with our list of 20 Classic Simpsons Quotes You Can Use In Everyday Situations.

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