If you were on the street and decided to light yourself on fire, do you think a New Yorker's first instinct would be to help you or Instagram it and share it on Twitter?
I'll give you a moment to think.
If this happened to you in Texas, however, somebody would help you out immediately. They would run to your aid even if they were on their way to an important job interview, final exam, or heading home to unwind after a long day at work. And that kindness doesn't just apply in extreme situations. Most favors in Texas can be bought with the simple price of a six pack of Shiner.